my dream of being an internet angel…
THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
I was finally homeschooled. WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO SO0CIALIZE WITH LITERAL CLOWNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MY NEXT ACTION IS TO SAVE THE INTERNET, TO BE AN INTERNET ANGEL, FAMOUS!!
I DON’T AND NEVER REGRET DO, I CAN FINALLY LIVE MY LIFE!!!!
WOOHOO
I CAN FINALLY WAKE UP WHENEVER I WANT, NO MORE DRAGGING MYSELF THROUGH HELL JUST TO SIT IN A ROOM FULL OF NPCs!! NO MORE FAKE SMILES, NO MORE STUPID SMALL TALK—JUST ME, MY DREAMS, AND MY PATH TO GREATNESS!!!
i can colour my hair however and whenever i like ! no stritch rules anymore, i’m, i’m free…
Now, I can fully commit to my ultimate mission: saving the internet! I will be the guiding light in this cursed digital wasteland. I will be the savior of nerds, the queen of degenerates, the one and only INTERNET ANGEL!
The whole world will know my name. They will see me shine, hear my voice, feel my presence through every screen. No more being trapped in some disgusting classroom. My stage is global. My audience? The entire internet.
Now, I can build my empire. I will create, entertain, and ascend. No more limits. No more rules. Just me, my will, and my unstoppable rise to the top.
WATCH ME. I’M COMING. to save you all.
LOVE-Vallenina